Gags & Jokes

This is a true piece of comedy magic! You hand a volunteer a solid magic wand. As soon as you turn your back the wand breaks into pieces. You take ...

This is my current choice of method for performing "Technicolor Prediction." The effect plays the same as my full size version, described below, bu...

You'll Die Laughing! "Are you folks ever bothered by those telephone solicitors?" asks the performer. "Last week a guy called me on the phone and ...

This outrageous rabbit is the perfect "toss away" bit for today's "hit-them-and-run" guerilla-style humor. Suprise your audience with something tot...

A classy classic effect! During his show, the performer notices a piece of rope hanging out his sleeve. He pulls on the end of the rope and it just...

These Dice Can Bite You!EffectThis is a fun quicky that starts out with a pair of dice and always ends up with a big laugh! The women will scream a...

Every time that the performer hands his magic wand to someone else, it falls apart in their hands!

The magician displays two red silk handkerchiefs, knots them together at the corners and asks a female spectator to place the knotted portion insid...

EffectThe magician announces that he will try to make an interesting experience, although he is not sure if he remembers it well. The magician take...

Ask someone from the audience to choose a card, put it back in the deck and shuffle it. Then put the deck in the little box in front of the duck an...

Everyone that sees this performed, wants one. It's a simple, funny, and compact professional routine.. A fantastic opener for any stand-up show.  T...

EffectMichael Close`s wonderful,comical tale of science and cloning begins innocently enough with the introduction of nine cards, each blank on bot...

The Ultimate "Baby Prediction" plus much more!EffectA spectator selects a card and it is shuffled back into the deck. The magician states that befo...

These goofy looking eyeballs will shock your audience into hysterics. World renowned comedy magician Tom Burgoon brings you a unique way to get you...

Warning! X-Rated magic ahead! The magician displays two sponge balls at his fingertips. One of the balls is held onto by the magician and the other...